Singing in the rain

So, it's raining like a badger, producing nice slick roads. Why do most SUV drivers seem to think they are immune and riding on a magic carpet which will miraculously stop on a dime? It affects us all.

Traffic was backed up a long way on I-95 approaching the GWB, so that brought out the idiot in many. There are always a few selfish nobheads who decide to use the restricted crossovers between lanes to move into the lanes they think will move faster. So, this morning it was refreshing to see them get caught in even heavier traffic when they'd moved from the local to express lanes - ha, ha, ha, fuckers. There was even heavy trucks and a car transporter who moved across. Then there was the black, somewhat delapidated Jeep (NJ VK972B) who kept darting into the shoulder, driving along for a bit, back into traffic, then another undertake, as if someone was watching and he was trying to sneak under their gaze. Not that it seemed to get the twat far. However, sweetest was seeing the undertakers using the shoulder get pulled by the state police approaching exit 71 - serves you fuckers right. Shame they didn't get the prick of a limo driver (why is it they drive so damn badly with so little respect for anyone else, eh?). NY plate, T465798C. Undertaking on the shoulder, switching lanes, blocking lanes, no real idea where to be apart from in the wrong place. Wanker.