Unfuckingbelievable

Once in a while, I'll drive to work via Secaucus, to give my beloved a ride to her office when she needs to get in early. Traffic isn't too bad over summer, though there are still the usual Jersey nobheads who have never heard of "safe driving distance" or "lane etiquette" and drive like twats. But, generally, it's an OK run.

But, we've come across the same cunt twice in the last week. Some old white guy, looking a bit chubby and bald (remember Withnail & I - never trust a baldy), driving a black Jeep with NY plates, CYM1969. This twat has decided that he has better things to do than wait for 30 seconds in the exit lane, but instead each time we've encountered him he's flung it at speed into the Meadowlands Parkway exit at the last minute, without giving a flying fuck for anyone else around him. Impatient, selfish, little-dicked sack of shit.

What is it with Jeeps by the way? Do you have to pass an "I can drive like a cunt" test before they'll sell you one? Thankfully, I'm not the only one who has spotted this phenomenon.