Parking disasters

I've recently been struck by quite how badly people park over here. Despite generally having smaller cars than in the US, many people are totally incapable of getting them anywhere near straight. Take this fool in the Surbiton station car park, taking up 2 spaces.

Then, I encountered this situation when visiting a client. I arrived early and parked (on the left of the black car), and sat there making a few calls. About 10 minutes later, a lady pulls up next to me leaving me about 6 inches between the cars. The picture below is taken after I had reversed out and moved it to allow the door to open. She sat there, making calls, then despite me staring at her, got out and walked into the offices. What a totally ignorant, unobservant, self-centred and inconsiderate bitch.