Broadcasting that you're a dick

If you are going to drive like a total bellend with no respect for others, don't do it in a vehicle with your employers' logo blazoned all over it. Your behaviour doesn't just show you up as a worthless no mark shit stain on the face of humanity, but it reflects on your employer. And in the day and age of the Internet, hopefully it has a few consequences on their business and your employability.

Latest examples include:

The speeding tailgating cunt from Houlihans along the A30 on 28th April. Makes you wonder what their health and safety practices are like.

The guy from some paving company parked in a parent and child spot in Tesco while he got his breakfast. Despite a virtually empty car park, the lazy wanker felt too self-important to walk an extra few feet.

One of the most dangerous incidents was some scum in a Chertsey Services van running the red light in Virginia Water, just after I'd seen a serious road accident back at the end of Lyne Lane. This shitehouse is a real danger to society and should be off the roads for everyone's sake. It wasn't even close to being on green, as the light's the other way had already changed.

And most recently the biggest twat in the world, from JEB Homes, even with a business plate N7JEB in Farnborough/Aldershot, doing about 90 as the speed limit went down to 40 and ignoring the hash marks to overtake dangerously as the road narrowed. Utter, utter wanker, who was nowhere near the top of the list when they handed out brain cells.