Surrey's worst drivers

Somewhere to name and shame the idiots that make life hell for others. Having moved back home from the US to UK, it's gone from New Jersey to Surrey. The only difference seems to be that the wankers drive BMWs instead of SUVs.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Frozen rain

Some people seem to think that they're invulnerable to the conditions. On I-80 with slippery roads and an icy mix, driving an SUV at 75mph doesn't make you invulnerable, it makes you a dickhead. Fact.
Driving 55mph instead of 65mph for 10 miles makes your journey last about 1.5 minutes longer, and in the end, you're probably only 2 or 3 cars ahead in traffic at the end. Yet there are a real bunch of impatient, ignorant, selfish cunts out there. Take the ageing ugly twat in a tan Escort (?), tailgating in the shitty weather. NJ JY582S - fuck off and die slowly. Or the wanker who doesn't know what yield means on a slip road and decides to accelerate to force himself and his gay vehicle (NJ KJM20C) into a non-existent gap, when there's an acre of space behind.
No wonder everyone hates Americans as they drive like their foreign policy, without a damn about anyone but their fat ugly selves.

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