Typical repug twat

NJ WH316Y, driving up Bloomfield Ave through Montclair at 7pm. Almost took out a NJ Transit bus, so that he didn't have to wait for 2 seconds for a car to turn left. It's no wonder so many bad drivers are Bush scum voters - they only think about themselves, the bunch of selfish cunts. They talk the talk, but won't walk the fucking walk and sign up to go and die for their beloved leader as he exports his fucked up version of freedom to wherever there's an oilfield waiting to be exploited.

It's about time

It's been a while, but that hasn't kept the roads free of twats, alas. This week's contenders include:

Monday - a total cum-stained gimphead in a Pathfinder (typical SUV cunt) weaving in and out on a crowded GSP, using the onramps as passing lanes - NJ PFC71D. Then in Montclair, NJ NV355T running a red light on Wachung at Grove. Are people just fucking stupid (yes, I know, most septics are or seem to be, it's a rhetorical question)? There are 8 million cops round Montclair willing to pull you over for the slightest infringement, the fine's over $400, yet still they run reds. Arghhh.

Tuesday - didn't catch the plate of the wanker in an SUV heading north on the GSP at 8am seemingly with the intent to cause mayhem. He certainly didn't give a fuck about who he cut up and caused to brake in that inane desire to get an extra vehicle length ahead. Good to see him get stuck in the toll traffic like everyone else. Twat. As usual I-80/95 was a 'mare. How is it that so many vehicles break down on the GWB, or have shunts there? Is it the Bermuda Triangle of cars? On the Fort Lee slip road, the cunts in the van, NJ X6558H, decided to play silly buggers, happy to use the right lane to overtake a few vehicles then cut into the moving traffic. Weren't too happy to get the wanker sign they deserved. So, we won't be using their relocation company.

Wednesday - Another cunt on the GSP. Why does it attract them? Mr Honda driving dickhead, NJ JMD17H, here's your moment of fame. With a brain the size of a pea, it'll be your only chance to get your name in lights.

Getting nowhere

The joys of the GSP in rush hour and the ignorant pricks who drive it. Today's fool was the pretentions looking nob with the blonde whore in a red sporty hatchback (VW maybe), NJ SAT94K. While weaving between lanes in a vain attempt to progress, he even undertook one vehicle on the exit lane, before cutting back in. But, the lack of local knowledge set the dumb fuck back. I stayed in my lane, and sailed past, mouthing a curse at his ugly mug, and was at my exit a good few vehicles ahead of him as well as beating the cunt who wouldn't let me merge on at my junction.

It was also fun to see the twats who use the shoulder on I-95 approaching junction 71 getting pulled today and yesterday. I saw one idiot in a jeep try to merge back into the traffic, then get the state trooper stand and flag him over. Awesome. Book 'em, fine 'em, serve the fuckers right.