Surrey's worst drivers

Somewhere to name and shame the idiots that make life hell for others. Having moved back home from the US to UK, it's gone from New Jersey to Surrey. The only difference seems to be that the wankers drive BMWs instead of SUVs.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Crack heads

Seems like everyone was on crack yesterday. It started snowing and people continued to drive like idiots. The award for idiocy goes to the driver of a silver Honda Civic, NJ PEP98A, who obviously doesn't know that a yield sign means that you don't have right of way to go and cause other vehicles to brake sharply 'cos you're too fucking selfish to stop for them. Jeez - go figure. It's snowing, the roads are slippery, I know, I'll do something fucking stupid. I'd love to know what goes on in these people's miniscule minds.

Awesome

Philly finally got round to installing it's much vaunted and maligned cameras to catch twats who run red lights. It's no surprise that 2 of the countries 3 most dangerous intersections are in the city - just stand at any junction for 10 minutes. Well, in the first 24 hours of activity, the red-light camera caught 254 drivers!!! How fucking stupid are people?

I've never understood the problem with these cameras. After all, to use a typically repug phrase, if you're doing nothing wrong, it won't affect you. Go Philly. Let's get a few more at some of the intersections downtown on Spring Garden, Market, Chestnut and Walnut. The only problem will be trying to get SEPTA to pay all the fines that it's idiotic bus drivers will rack up. At least it will fund another few cameras!

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Total twat

I hate getting the day off to a bad, frustrating start, due to the antics of some joker. But today, as usual, it happened. This time along Valley Road, where the nobhead driving NJ SBD71R (Honda, I think) was driving like a wanker, trying to get a whole extra car ahead with arsehold manouevres. Couldn't even tell if it was a man or woman due to those totally gay blacked out windows which make the car look like a prick-mobile. Hopefully he/she/it got stuck on Route 3 for a good few hours. It'd serve the twat right.