Surrey's worst drivers

Somewhere to name and shame the idiots that make life hell for others. Having moved back home from the US to UK, it's gone from New Jersey to Surrey. The only difference seems to be that the wankers drive BMWs instead of SUVs.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Diddums


It's a little wet. That still doesn't excuse this terrible bint from parking right outside the store on the hashed lines while she does her whole shopping. There was probably less uncovered distance to walk if she'd gone into the car park, but no, she's too fucking precious to do that. Instead, happy to make a spectacle and broadcast that she's better than everyone else. Maybe protecting that ugly hairdo. People like this make me so angry. Fucking selfish cunts. That's a BMW (again, hardly a surprise) YB57COA. Fuck off back to the hellish pit you inhabit.

I hate Audi drivers


There are few things that annoy me more than people sticking in one lane then cutting in at the last minute, like this little fucker in front. If things hadn't quite worked out with the truck, he'd have been stuck trying to force his way in, getting well-deserved wanker signs. I'm sure he does it every day. 

Having followed him up the A3, I wasn't surprised to discover he's a middle-lane cunt as well. Pootling along at 75 with an open lane to his left like the ignorant arrogant prick he clearly is. For reference and search, that Audi (quelle surprise) GX15NHA. Come the revolution, I'd love to string the twat up by his miniscule balls.