Chertsey's finest

Friday seemed to be a day for absolute bell-ends out on the road. Just getting to school for pick up from after school club, we have:

This prick texting on his phone.

This lardarse parked of the pavement outside Simpsons as it's clearly far too much effort to haul herself more than a few feet to get her fat-laden takeaway

This tart on her phone

Heading out to the store a few minutes later, I was almost taken out by this taxi / Uber, who didn't seem to understand right of way:

Another phone bellend, maybe no surprise given the shit vehicle. Don't think I've ever met a non-arrogant Discovery driver (AE21UBV)

And then this great parking on double yellows in Egham

And this

and this one pulling up behind to also block part of the junction

And finally, on the way home, this arrogant weapon, without the courtesy of an acknowledgement for me stopping to let him by. Typical Audi gammon.

All within about an hour. 

Peak parking twat

On double yellows in Egham. Next car had a ticket for parking in the disabled spot - not a good idea to do it when half the local police are about for Magna Carta Day.

Don't trust Everest Drives and Patios for your work if they can't even be bothered to park legally.