Fitting the stereotype

Encountered a typical tosser this morning. Young, wearing a tie, driving a silver BMW hatchback, the sort usually emblazoned with estate agent decals. Probably an office junior, trying to impress his mate in the passenger seat. Pushing in on a roundabout, using the left turn only lane to undertake a line of traffic at a junction, before accelerating ahead at 45 in a 30 zone. You can see the guy on a Friday night, drinking crap bottled lager in a shitty wine bar, but in his own mind, he's cool. Wanker, more like.