Absolute danger to your kids

Over in the US for a couple of weeks, and the standard of driving never ceases to amaze and shock. It's no wonder the death rate is significantly higher. Drunk drivers, cell phone use, lack of signalling, speeding trucks, no lane etiquette, ignorance of basic driving courtesy, blatant disregard for traffic signals... it goes on and on and on.

Driving back from the city this afternoon, we encountered a total arsehole of a woman, driving a red Mercedes saloon, PA JSF 8107. On her phone texting at speed, cigarette in her other hand, eyes barely on the road, then turning onto 452 from Rte 1, she ran the light and almost got deservedly ploughed into by oncoming traffic. No doubt it will happen one day. Keep her away from your kids, as if she drives with that little respect for others, no doubt she has no respect for their safety in any other situation. Clearly an absolute cunt of the highest order.

Speeding blonde

Saw some terrible trashy blonde, speeding through Runnymede and Old Windsor driving at grey Range Rover (what else) reg B10 HOP at about 70 apart from when she was stuck behind more sensible traffic. Yet she got to a give way on a roundabout and had no idea when it was safe to go. Absolutely shite driver, avoid like the plague.

Bad school parking

First time at nursery around school pick up time, and there are some really ignorant parents around. Someone half blocking the drive of the house next door, then this lazy wench parking on the yellow markings so poor child doesn't have to walk too far. Some people have no respect.

Broadcasting that you're a dick

If you are going to drive like a total bellend with no respect for others, don't do it in a vehicle with your employers' logo blazoned all over it. Your behaviour doesn't just show you up as a worthless no mark shit stain on the face of humanity, but it reflects on your employer. And in the day and age of the Internet, hopefully it has a few consequences on their business and your employability.

Latest examples include:

The speeding tailgating cunt from Houlihans along the A30 on 28th April. Makes you wonder what their health and safety practices are like.

The guy from some paving company parked in a parent and child spot in Tesco while he got his breakfast. Despite a virtually empty car park, the lazy wanker felt too self-important to walk an extra few feet.

One of the most dangerous incidents was some scum in a Chertsey Services van running the red light in Virginia Water, just after I'd seen a serious road accident back at the end of Lyne Lane. This shitehouse is a real danger to society and should be off the roads for everyone's sake. It wasn't even close to being on green, as the light's the other way had already changed.

And most recently the biggest twat in the world, from JEB Homes, even with a business plate N7JEB in Farnborough/Aldershot, doing about 90 as the speed limit went down to 40 and ignoring the hash marks to overtake dangerously as the road narrowed. Utter, utter wanker, who was nowhere near the top of the list when they handed out brain cells.

A3 driver gets referral ticket for lane hogging

A3 driver gets referral ticket for lane hogging



About time too. Hopefully they'll continue to ticket ignorant, selfish drivers.