Surrey's worst drivers

Somewhere to name and shame the idiots that make life hell for others. Having moved back home from the US to UK, it's gone from New Jersey to Surrey. The only difference seems to be that the wankers drive BMWs instead of SUVs.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Men overcompensate when masculinity threatened

Big SUV = concerns about manhood. Awesome, and totally justified by the way they drive.

Men overcompensate when masculinity threatened

Thursday, August 04, 2005

More Jeeps and other peccadilloes

What is it with Jeep drivers? Are they already inconsiderate twats before they buy one, or does the vehicle itself make them drive like cunts? It seems to be a consistent theme that if you see a Jeep, particularly a black one, it will cut you up, tailgate you, weave in and out of traffic or get into the exit lane at the last minute. And the driver will most likely be on a cell-phone (non hands free). Prime example was the nobhead on the GSP last night. Traffic is backed up as usual for the Rt 46 exit. The decent drivers get into the exit lane early and patiently wait their turn. Not the cunt in a jeep (NJ SRX42U). No, this guy drives slowly along the inside lane, holding up traffic behind, before driving over the hashed area and cutting into the exit at the last minute. What a total prick.

5 minutes later, I encounter another arsehole. Getting off the GSP at Grove St for Montclair, there's a bit of a line to turn left onto Grove. By a bit of a line, I mean 5 cars. We're talking all of 25 seconds to get out. This fucking asshat in some small beat-up black piece of shit (NJ YHW974) decides to pass the line and turn left in front of us all. Someone should chin the fucker and the world would be a better place.