Surrey's worst drivers

Somewhere to name and shame the idiots that make life hell for others. Having moved back home from the US to UK, it's gone from New Jersey to Surrey. The only difference seems to be that the wankers drive BMWs instead of SUVs.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Montclair's finest???

http://www.to.montclair.nj.us/police/traffic.cfm

What a bunch of idiots. Not a working signal light between them. We saw a string of 3 cop cars turn right from Bloomfield onto Valley and not one had the wherewithall to signal. Twats. If you're going to be so high and fucking mighty about busting all the bad drivers round here, at least get your own house in order. Learn how to drive with some respect for others, and following good road rules. Stop talking on cell-phones, since the rest of us have to. And buy some cars with working signal lights. At least it's not Philly, where the fat fucks have a coffee in one hand and donut in the other.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Come on then

I hate people who get in lane at the last minute when traffic is backed up, not giving a flying fuck about those around them, happily blocking lanes for others just to save themselves the inconvenience of waiting for all of 2 minutes. So, I absolutely fucking hate the selfish twat driving a green SUV of some sort, NJ UD843P, who left it to the last minute to get off I-80 at the GSP this evening. Bring it on, fuckhead, if you can read that is. You're obviously a smarmy cunt who should be sent off to Iraq to die for the leader you love.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Frozen rain

Some people seem to think that they're invulnerable to the conditions. On I-80 with slippery roads and an icy mix, driving an SUV at 75mph doesn't make you invulnerable, it makes you a dickhead. Fact.
Driving 55mph instead of 65mph for 10 miles makes your journey last about 1.5 minutes longer, and in the end, you're probably only 2 or 3 cars ahead in traffic at the end. Yet there are a real bunch of impatient, ignorant, selfish cunts out there. Take the ageing ugly twat in a tan Escort (?), tailgating in the shitty weather. NJ JY582S - fuck off and die slowly. Or the wanker who doesn't know what yield means on a slip road and decides to accelerate to force himself and his gay vehicle (NJ KJM20C) into a non-existent gap, when there's an acre of space behind.
No wonder everyone hates Americans as they drive like their foreign policy, without a damn about anyone but their fat ugly selves.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Red light runner

Valley & Bellevue in Upper Montclair by a nobhead in a truck, which I'm sure is for show and not for any practical use. The big girl's blouse would probably cry if someone got it dirty. NJ RDT57U. Arsehole.